So, I bought a clap on - clap off thing for my lamps in my room. The lamps turn on every time there’s any semi-loud noise. My dogs bark, they turn on. I close my door, they turn on. I sneeze, they turn on. Last night at like 4 am, I woke up because my dog wanted to come on my bed, and I guess I made a noise when I stood on the floor… and they turned on. And then I’m stuck because I have to clap loudly at 4am in order for them to turn off. My hands are red from how much clapping I have done in the past few days. The funny thing is that they turn on with any noise, but to turn them off I pretty much have to sound the alarm for it to realize that I want it to turn off. It turns on when I clear my throat, but I have to clap ten times to turn it off. How does this make sense. We are not on good terms, clap on clap off…but I’ll give you a few more days to make me love you. As of right now, it’s not looking good.